This one was harder than you'd think to upfuck.

I don't know why I chose a moment of extreme gayness for the 400th strip, but I did.

I don't often use the word 'perfect', but goddamnit...

Sometimes the jokes you don't tell are much funnier than the ones you do.

Probably not in this case, however. But how does that make it different from a regular Fred Basset strip, where being shivved in the eye by a convict is funnier than the joke they tell?

Rape Cat! Never has a more insidious nemesis existed in the annals of comic strips! Or in the anals of comic strips!

The hardest part about this is that every time the creator repeats a joke (which he does, as you know, with alarming regularity) I feel compelled to come up with a different one than I did last time.